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"Birddog" (maintmgt) 01/15/2017 at 00:05 • Filed to: None

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I don’t believe it’s real. But, having read some oddly translated stuff in the past.. I don’t quite believe it’s not real.

Does that make any sense?

(IMPORTANT EDIT! I’m not poking fun at other cultures. Just mangled translations.)

TheHondaBro > Birddog 01/15/2017 at 00:11

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I always go soothingly on the grease mud.

To prevent the skid demon of course. Totally the skid demon...

BRB, gonna tootel someone with vigor.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 01/15/2017 at 00:29

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Just be careful not to explode the exhaust box at anyone.

Urambo Tauro > Birddog 01/15/2017 at 00:29

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Yeah, I’m thinking it’s probably just a rough translation from a Japanese document, as claimed. I’ve seen worse. Trying to make sense of it is fun brain exercise, though.

TheHondaBro > Urambo Tauro 01/15/2017 at 00:33

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I think it’s:

1. Don’t pass a policeman.

2. Don’t hit a pedestrian.

3. Horses won’t be a problem.

4. Don’t get a doggo stuck in your wheels.

5. If you get sideways, you’re fucked.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Birddog 01/15/2017 at 00:34

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Yes it totally makes sense!

Japan, Inc. are where they are in today’s North America consumer market only after decades of hard work since 1945 improving their US-A game. From the faint edges of memory I can sorta recall “Made in Japan” being a matter for derisive jokes brought on — undeservedly, maybe, but not without justification — worse than China today, by stuff like that instruction manual and build/materials quality often to match

Exhibit A: before my time lol but it’s there for the reading...check out the history of the Toyopet

Birddog > TheHondaBro 01/15/2017 at 00:53

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Looks legit!

The “festive dog that makes sport” almost got a spit take.

bhtooefr > TheHondaBro 01/15/2017 at 00:55

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More like don’t rev at horses.

TheHondaBro > bhtooefr 01/15/2017 at 00:59

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Yeah they hate that.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Birddog 01/15/2017 at 01:43

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but the skid demon is so much fun

Birddog > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 01/15/2017 at 01:52

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It really is!

sdwarf36 > Birddog 01/15/2017 at 08:30

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I’ve seen this-or something very similar before. Long before Facebook. I’d call it legit.

shop-teacher > Birddog 01/15/2017 at 09:41

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You gotta watch out for that grease mud.

McMike > Birddog 01/15/2017 at 09:47

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“You meet the nicest people on a Honda”

It’s not that they’re nice, they just don’t have time to give you the finger because they’re too busy watching out for the festive spoke dog, grease mud, and the wondering horse.

They were terrified.

19JRC99 > Birddog 02/26/2017 at 11:53

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If it isn’t, number 5 needs to be a t shirt or sticker or something.